Sunday, January 6, 2019

Creamy Clam Chowder- That Tastes Like More Than Just Thick Milk




So I have this pet peeve with most clam chowders.  I feel like the vast majority of them lack clamminess (the flavor, not the sweatiness. That would be gross) or really any flavor at all.  Most honestly just taste like thickened milk.   If I wanted thickened milk I would just……never mind.  I hate milk so I would never EVER want thickened milk so that argument is dumb.  But if I’m going to eat clam chowder it sure as hell better taste like a clam!
To achieve what is (to me) the perfect clam chowder, the key is to decrease the dairy to only a cup of milk and upping the clam flavor by using mostly clam juice in its place.  So how do you get a rich tasting soup without cream and just a single cup of milk?  Bacon!  And lots of it.  I use a whole pound (I chuckle at recipes that call for 3 slices…..I could never stop at that!) The bacon adds richness and flavor without overpowering the clams because of the clam juice. 
One of my sisters is a self-proclaimed clam chowder hater and even she likes my recipe.  Give it a go yo!




Creamy Clam Chowder (That tastes like more than just thick milk!)

5 stalks celery, small diced (about 2 cups)
1 medium onion, small diced
4 large russet potatoes (about 2 ½ lbs.) peeled and medium diced
1 lb. bacon, cubed
4- 8oz bottles clam juice
3- 6.5oz cans chopped clams
2 cloves of garlic, minced
¾ c. flour
2 tsp. Worcestershire sauce
¾ tsp. dried thyme
1 cup milk (plus a little more in case you want it thinner)
4 tsp. Kosher salt
Black pepper
Few dashes hot sauce (optional)

Over medium low heat, render the bacon until crisp.  Remove with slotted spoon and let drain on paper towels, leaving the fat in the pan.  Add the onion and celery and sweat until soft and translucent.  Stir in the minced garlic.  Stir in flour to form a roux and let cook about 30 seconds, not allowing the roux to brown.  Slowly pour in all the clam juice, a cup of milk, and the 3 cans of clams whisking to incorporate it smoothly into the roux and vegetable mixture.  Add in the cubed potatoes and let it cook over medium low heat, letting it come up to a boil slowly as to let the potatoes cook all the way through and the liquid thicken.  Stir often as to avoid sticking at the bottom of the pan.  Stir in the thyme, Worcestershire sauce, salt, black pepper, and crisped bacon (reserving some if you like to garnish each serving).  Add a few dashes of hot sauce as desired (I like a little bit in mine)
* If the chowder become too thick you can add more milks as needed to reach the desired consistency

Thursday, December 27, 2018

A Very Vintage Christmas

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A few things in life that I am obsessed with are as follows;
 
      1. Christmas (Like I am Buddy the Elf status) 
      2. All things retro/vintage
      3. Themes
      4. Our first home that we purchased in July (I seriously wonder sometimes if it’s normal to be this in love with a building)
      5. Corn dogs (not fully relevant to the post but I’m still obsessed anyway)
 
And I found a way to combine them allllllll, so can you imagine my excitement.
 
Christmas is everything in my world. Basically, I live through the rest of the year just to get to that glorious month of the year where Christmas rules it all.  I’ve told The Boy that if I’m going to die, I just want to get one more Christmas out of the deal and then they can take me.  Dramatic much? Possibly….but it’s my true feelings!
 
As much as I love Christmas, I haven’t been able to host it in 4 years.  The last time we did my family was good sports about it and didn’t complain about shoving into our teeny little 1,1000 sq. ft. townhouse, but it didn’t seem fair to subject them to it again even though I wanted nothing more than to be a Christmas hostess. So, when we bought our house this summer I was PUMPED UP at the idea of having the opportunity again. 
 
I was already obsessed with all things 50s/60s so when we were able to buy our gem of a home built in 1966 with so much of the original charm still intact, I couldn’t have been more thrilled!  It was like destiny that I was given the green light to full fledged go for it with my already chosen style.  I have slowly been outfitting our home in mid century decor and it has been So. Much. Fun!! 
 
I’m also a sucker for themes. Give me a theme and I will roll with it so hard!  As a nod to the house, I figured it was only appropriate to make our Christmas gathering match the theme of the house.  Thus, “A Very Vintage Christmas” was born!
 
 
 
So, what do you need to make a Very Vintage Christmas come alive?  Well, the proper attire of course!
 
My Look 
His Look  
 
 
And I SUCK at doing hair!  I could not get it to bump, so I was convinced I would have to have someone hide behind me to bump it in pictures or walk around holding it up myself the whole day. 😜
 
 
 
 That is until my sister Kinsey came to my rescue and I got my do did while sippin a martini
 
 

 
And of course…..the food!  I went with a 60s Cocktail Party theme and did all appetizers





 
 
Shrimp Cocktail
Cheese Fondue (kielbasa, blanched broccoli, apples, new potatoes, and bread dippers)
Cheeseball with Crackers
14 Layer Jello Bundt
Devilled Eggs
Mini Beef Wellingtons
Mini Pigs in a Blanket (not corn dogs but damn close! So maybe this is relevant after all)
Grape Jelly Meatballs
Rumaki (bacon wrapped water chestnuts)
French Onion Dip from Scratch and Potato Chips
Chex Mix
Salmon Mousse on Cucumber Slices
Relish Tray (carrots, celery, pickled beets, 2 kinds of olives, gherkins)
 
 
 
For Drinks we had:
Punch for the kids (or to be spiked for adults)
Martinis
Old Fashions

 
 
Dessert consisted of:
 Individual Pineapple Upside-down Cakes
Bananas Foster Over Ice Cream
Sugar Cookies
Cherry Winks
Oatmeal Lace Cookies
 
And just a few pictures of the overall hang out and vibe
 





 
 
 
 
 
Special thanks to my niece Katie for being my personal paparazzi for the day
 
Katie with a pig in her mouth
 
Do you ever do themes for Christmas?  If not, would you ever and what would you do?